One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her


fuckin a


fuckin a


having 3 friends is a lot of work


omg mom it’s JUST METH calm down


Ted bought the Friends box set. I’ve been watching it a lot.


Ted bought the Friends box set. I’ve been watching it a lot.


i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

❝ How to kill someone;
Hold their hand and then never touch their skin again,
See them nearly everyday and pretend they don’t exist,
Act like everything you ever said to them was a lie. ❞

TITLE: Clair De Lune
ARTIST: Claude Debussy
PLAYED: 84225 Plays


always always.


Get to know me meme [1/3] Favorite Bands: Vampire Weekend ↴

When I was 17, I had wrists like steel and I felt complete. And now, my body fades behind a brass charade and I’m obsolete. But if the change remains to see those better days, I’d cut the cannons down. My ears are blown to bits from all the rifle hits. Still I crave that sound.
Tag your homosexual stuff as "yoai" or something.

rotg-art answered:


I tag shipping posts with the ship name, so you can blacklist the pairings you don’t want to see, but I will not treat same-sex pairings any differently than het pairings.



I think you’re completely overreacting to my simple request, but I suppose you and your fanclub are entitled to have your tantrum in your toddler corner.
It must be nice having absolutely everyone on your side, while I am being verbally raped and beaten everyday on this site as well as my fanfiction just because I refuse to accept murder, homosexuality, misandry, racism against white people, and all the general hate directed towards normal people.
You want to know who the real bigot is? You. YOU are the bigoted one here. Why? Because you clearly prioritize the feelings of queers over the feelings of those who are affected by queers. I refuse to stand by and watch as the gays ruin marriage for everyone. I will not stand by as gays are given more power over straight people until being gay is the norm and straight people are the ones being beaten in the streets!


I’m overreacting?